| Well hello to all my little xanga people out there. Been a long time since I've written. Anyhow, it's 3am, I'm not doing anything constructive, so why not bother others. As a side note, I was reading my entries from way back in the day...haha...i crack myself up. Anyhow, today I was driving to work and going down route 27 in Metuchen (where it's a one-lane road for about 9 billion miles). Everywhere you look....single file, slow movement. So we're driving and I see lights flashing quite a ways behind me in my rear-view, it's an ambulance. So everyone's trying to drive as far (distance-wise) as possible before the ambulance gets too close. Anyhow, the ambulance finally gets decently close where the guy behind me pulls to the side, and so do I. Now here's where it gets tricky: as the ambulance passes by me, while I'm pulled over technically, the guy behind me tries to pick up speed right when the ambulance passes him, and take me. For those that know, I'm not about to have any of that. So I cut him off and he starts honking. Long story short, I lost him by weaving in and out by the Metropark train station where it turns back into 2 lanes. Now my question is this. When that guy was honkin and swearing at me, I wonder what was going through his mind? Did he really think that it was like "sweet, here's an ambulance, i'm gonna use him as a shield and drive past everyone...muhahahaha. It's my most diabolical plan yet." I don't understand what he was possibly thinking to justify that I was wrong. It's equivalent to being in line at the bank, the guy in front of you bends down to tie his shoelaces, and you walk around him and he loses his place in line. I just don't get it. One word: WOMAN. Dumb quote of the day: "If you parents never had children, chances are you won't either." - Dick Cavett |
